#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90’s rap but marg is more into grunge
Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?”
I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
SHE WILL NEVER BE PABLO
Omg is it really you…its been so long. ..
You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.
- falling asleep on someone’s chest
- wrapping your arms around each other
- synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
- falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
- forehead kissies and murmured affections
- MONSTER TRUCKS
2014: Macklemore has just discovered chain comments
they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero
My education in a nutshell
why are mangoes called mangoes where is the man going